A certain dear friend named Ice
Complained that her life lacked some spice
I told her "Go see a movie
Or do something groovy
I'm sure you'll find that very nice"
.
"Or I'm always willing for a chat
Do you think you'd like to do that?
Do you find me a bore
Then pray say no more
I'd rather know nothing of that"
Ice said she was going crazy
I didn't think she was being lazy
She really had loads of work
Which she did nothing to shirk
So I wished to make her life a bit easy.
Now I suggested "something Italian
Or maybe something completely European
It could be a culinary blessing
With lots of salad dressing,
Be it vegetarian or non-vegetarian".
"Or how about a nice new dress
Shopping's known to reduce stress
But make sure of the price
Don't spend thousands in a trice
Or your balance sheet would be a complete mess".
"Or how 'bout in the Bahamas a cruise,
I hope that will certainly amuse,
A young lady who is bored,
Of being at work moored,
For a holiday she now has a ruse".
Complained that her life lacked some spice
I told her "Go see a movie
Or do something groovy
I'm sure you'll find that very nice"
.
"Or I'm always willing for a chat
Do you think you'd like to do that?
Do you find me a bore
Then pray say no more
I'd rather know nothing of that"
Ice said she was going crazy
I didn't think she was being lazy
She really had loads of work
Which she did nothing to shirk
So I wished to make her life a bit easy.
Now I suggested "something Italian
Or maybe something completely European
It could be a culinary blessing
With lots of salad dressing,
Be it vegetarian or non-vegetarian".
"Or how about a nice new dress
Shopping's known to reduce stress
But make sure of the price
Don't spend thousands in a trice
Or your balance sheet would be a complete mess".
"Or how 'bout in the Bahamas a cruise,
I hope that will certainly amuse,
A young lady who is bored,
Of being at work moored,
For a holiday she now has a ruse".
Liked this one! Keep it coming.........
ReplyDeleteA sure thing that is Vivek
ReplyDeleteI so love to do a take
On life's comic moments
With a few snide comments
So everyone with laughter can shake.